You know you're FUCKED when you sprout dat MUSHROOM HEAD hair-do!

snail

2005-09-28T23:19:00.000+08:00

Before I start, I'd first like you to refer to this which I wrote some time back with regards to the subject of this post, snails. Be sure to read it in depth since I'll probably make many references to it.

As you all should know, since you live in the same fucking country I live in, the weather is a massive cantankerous pain in the ass. It's warm all year round and when it does get cool, rain, it becomes humid as fuck rendering everything shitty as far as the weather is concern. Which is why most people cannot live without air-conditioning.

Now imagine yourself in an enclosed room with about 30 other people forcing warm air into metalic tubes and what not and then it starts to rain. The air cools dractically and for once justice is done and the temperature would have been perfect but no. Some mother fucker decides that it's a tat too cold for him and without seeking the opinion of the majority, proceeds to increase the temperature in the room. That wouldn't have been so bad if it was done in moderation but I can safely say that 28 degree celsius is a little too high a temperature for a room of more than 30. To hell with it, 28 degree celsius is higher than the temperature outside the room! Fucktard!

And so I've pretty much established that I'll be going to hell from the amount of evil thoughts running through my head in one morning alone. It's like a my limit meter is constantly full and I wouldn't have a need to de-barrier Sephiroth since even a braver would be enough for me to 1 hit KO the final boss in the epic FF7.

I'm constantly asked why, where and how all that hate came about and my answer would be on par with why I hate snails. They exist. They are gigantic eyesores. They piss me off to final heaven. Something went wrong in all creation that spawned them. But this time it's worst. The fucktard's like a snail gone horribly wrong! It's like an over-grown, over-developed, invertebrate piece of shit with an evolutionary diseaster called hair!

Eternal Flame

2005-09-27T02:07:00.000+08:00

Just when I thought I'd gotten bored of all this shit. People come along asking me about stuff here. Stuff I once thought obvious but apparently not obvious enough. I'm ignorant to the fact that people actually come back here for quick bites of hate. I'm not sure how true or how many people exactly it is that knows about this but I can safely say that the apex, the all time high, the orgasm of this project is long gone, over and done with.

With an excessive amount of ideas and thoughts overwhelming every single one of my neurons, forcing them to phase shift into over-drive and stuff, there's really little rooms left for much creative input here, once glorious in the the days always remembered.

It's been delayed time and again, constantly teasing. Like an unnecessary prolonged extended foreplay. You've heard all about it, you've felt the hype and the energy radiating of the synopsis alone and you're just dying to get your share of the prime cut of juicy details about the one event that brought about the downfall of this once greatest hate syndicate to where it stands now. The essential milestone in the history of this nova of a site and one hell of a kick ass entertainment medium. Once again I've lit the fire within you, once again I've brought out from within your spirit, long subdued and forgotten, burried within the depths of mundane fuck shit that don't matter. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, anew, I've brought the flame within you back, rekindled. And as you read every word in this stinking paragraph of a teaser, hoping, white knuckled in hopes that the very next sentence read would be revelation.

Too bad. It's not happening, not yet. Because it's 2:10am and I should really get to sleep. The teasing continues and with it burns the eternal flame.

no shit

2005-09-18T20:41:00.000+08:00

I haven't done anything to the game so this is not an update to the next best selling game of the year. My sphere of influence have effectively grown beyond my comprehension. I get people I hardly know coming up to me commending me for this piece of art worthy for the Louvre, replacing the Mona Lisa which I think everyone is sick of looking at, especially after Dan Brown reveals that she is in fact a man, however true that is I don't know but I can say for one that she would look a hell of like shit if she was a real person.

Back to my sphere of influence, people I know that have no idea who the subject of Masitna is sent me this.

No shit. It's a brand, as in a REAL brand! I haven't been there personally but I can vividly picture myself ROFL, literally rolling on the floor and I mean it, the moment I see it. If I'd gone into the shop, I'd most definitely ask whoever's available for a catalogue of their range of wigs.

All in the name of fun.

2005-09-12T00:48:00.000+08:00

It's been a while but all's been fine.
I'm doing this because it's fun, it's a great way for me to get in touch with flash again, I've been wanting to do something like this since forever and because I can.

Masitna Voodoo Madnes 0.03 alpha

It's not much now but in the days to come, given that I have enough free time, there'll definitely be more stuff added to it.

1 week and counting

2005-08-25T00:31:00.000+08:00

It's been exactly a week since the great, much talked about, confrontation and nothing much has changed except for the fact that contact with the subject of Masitna's been at the minimum.

I'm starting to have doubts about the revival of Masitna, the restoration of the once great most well syndicated hate site in the history of creation. To tell the truth, I know it will never be the same again. It's hard to keep a fire raging without the necessary fuel, in this case, bad experiences. Perhaps things would've been different if I'd done this sooner since the subject of Masitna only started to realise and feel all the hate going around without the distraction of the one device that once vindicated his existence, the one device that is now spoilt and in the process of recovery.

However, I believe even that will not bring the subject to forget all that's been said, by me, by us. And the truth is, the subject of Masitna will probably never ever step into the homebase of Masitna ever again. Which is probably good for everyone. Time will make people forgive and forget, much more easily than for one to change. So most of the league of extraordinary musicians would have a very much more mellow impression of the subject since the very events that reenforce their rage have, hopefully, ceased to exist. The subject might not have changed much at the end of it all, he might even have gotten worst but it really doesn't matter as long as he doesn't cross that invisible line I drew because I seriously do not care.

On a side note, our resident barber just got himself a pair of thinning scissors, much like that shown here after every post. How cool is that?! See! This place is not all bad and filled with hate, amongst all that are moments like this where we rejoice with the introduction of new tools that benefit us all and prevents us from sprouting that mushroom head hair-do.

The calm before the storm :: 11 days and counting

2005-08-21T03:12:00.000+08:00

And so it is just like you waid it would be,
life goes easy on me,
most of the time.

There's nothing to hide here and I'm pretty damn sure that most of the people who actually come here and stick around already know of the great confrontation.

It wouldn't be nice of me to be posting the contents of the confrontation here, not now at least. However having said that, I'm sure you're all dying to know the details. In a nut shell, a mediation was held between the subject of MASITNA and the board of directors of MASITNA itself in the presence of a mediator. Being great people, we've decided to set our differences aside and give the subject of MASITNA a grace period of 2 weeks for him to change for the better after hearing from us in a very civil manner his flaws and screw ups.

As of typing this, MASITNA is at a all time low because of the sudden crushing blow dealt to us. But fear not, this is not the end. There would be minimal updates and such in the next 11 days as we countdown to the end of the grace period. If the grace period proves to be useless, a barrage of rage would be unleashed in an instant giving rise to what I predict to be THE NEXT BIG THING!!

Until then, life goes on, albeit the cease fire.

Disclaimer

2005-08-18T22:28:00.000+08:00

The disclaimer have been updated. Self explanatory. I'm sure you've noticed by now that that's not the only thing that's changed. There's a slight change in the layout which aim to provide you with a better experience here, putting what's important at the top in the sidebar. The testimonial pop-up is also removed because it's annoying even me.

Masitna Doll

2005-08-16T22:01:00.000+08:00

Get your very own MASITNA DOLL!! Now available in all leading departmental stores! The Masitna DOLL comes with a larger than life, Masitna Doll hand made by cheap labour found everywhere! Using low grade cotton and god knows what as stuffing, every Masitna Doll is unique! Comes with 5 default Voodoo spikes that will penetrate the cotton skin with ease!! Great for both indoors and outdoor voodooing! Stab it, throw it, slam it, do whatever you want to it!! If it gets dirty, just throw it in the wash, yet another great voodoo!! Special spikes and needles can be bought to enhance your voodoo experience, allowing you endless possibilities! You can even order custom spikes for your very own unique MASITNA VOODOO experience!

Now for a limited time only! You get not 1 but 3 extra add-on spikes worth a total of 69 cents!! You heard me right!! Not 1 but 3 special spikes! Stab his eyes! His ears! His head! His BALLS!!! You will still have 1 spike left to push it up his ASS!!! It's a bargain not to be missed!

Caution: Do not stab anyone else with the spikes unless said person is the subject of Masitna!! Voodoo the REAL PERSON!!! STAB HIM!!!

I've stabbed mine, stabbed yours today!

Special Order

2005-08-16T01:15:00.000+08:00

So what if it's 1am and I should really be sleeping since I have to wake up at 7 and spend yet another day at a boring ass lecture. Somehow people assume I'm still awake and they assume right. I was told to fulfil a special request by the members of Masitna who are at this very moment, still bitter and bitching about the subject and rambling on with regards to the latest event that justifies our hate for the subject of MASITNA!!

So it goes like this, as you should all know by now that the subject will always, without fail, impose on some members of Masitna regarding the X-box and the TV. It so happens that Trebla's X-box is down for maintenance and the members are in serious need for some entertainment other than the horrible trash often shown on TV, all that fake variety shows that portray Singaporeans as idiots that speak like morons with the uncanny ability to come across as being homosexual.

So Uwenji, with great faith in his self control, took the initiative to borrow from the subject his, piece of shit, PSOne which really is a final resort considering the owner and, have I not said that it's a fucking PSONE for the love of God? The piece of shit 10 year old console, gaming system, if you must whose emulator is widely available online and performs better than the actual device itself!

So Uwenji proceeded to ask the subject for permission, a significant step considering that the asking is often absent in the case of the subject, to borrow the, piece of shit, PSOne and he was promptly rejected. I'm sure you'd have guessed as much as well since I wouldn't be writing this if the outcome was otherwise. Dejected, Uwenji went back to the Masitna in defeat like a gentleman, I'd have placed a hammer in the subject's nether region. The reason for the rejection being that he borrowed it a few too many times, once, and returned it with the wires tangled and stuff.

So the Masitnas sent the next contender, Trebla. There is really no reason for the subject to reject Trebla's request considering that the X-box he so enjoyed playing on belongs to, none other than, Trebla and he plays it A LOT! Not only that, Trebla has not once rejected his request to borrow it unless it's being used or plans are made for it at a slightly later time. So we are under the impression that even an asshole like the subject can't reject someone that did so much for him previously. We thought wrong. Dead wrong. Trebla was promptly rejected with the same reason given, this time an obvious lie since Trebla who owns a X-box will never need to borrow the piece of shit PSOne.

With no one to turn to, the Masitnas interfaced with me using the secure channel errected by Starhub and my very trusty Nokia device as a medium. They wanted some Masitna art but I'm really not in the mood for photoshop right now. So here I present the next best thing. Literature penned by me.

Mrs Sweet P.

2005-08-15T00:37:00.000+08:00

Very intellectual and absolutely fabulous! I can't help but bring to everybody's attention the linguistic skills of our very own Mrs Sweet P. By far the most well written piece of literature by someone other than the founders themselves.

"Hate or hatred is an emotion of intense revulsion, distaste, enmity, or antipathy for a person, thing, or phenomenon; a desire to avoid, restrict, remove, or destroy its object."

Judging from the current hype about this blog, i have no choice but to leave some kind of a legacy here. =)

Hatred is not necessarily irrational or unusual. This statement itself speaks volumes. In relation to the highly volatile situation here, this website shows a comment goal and burning desire by some severely bigoted people to bring about a unprecedented movement to wage this 'new age' battle against 'evil'.

In a era where the bearer of greater technology triumphs, the 'subject' under scrutiny will be facing one of his most dangerous and fearsome enemy - the Internet. As of to-date, the 'subject' may not even know about his new menacing notoriety. It is simply a battle fought behind closed doors, and where the faceless ones wield its flaming sword. Indeed, these are terrible times for the 'subject', who is held hostage by the vehement sought after by the ever increasing numbers of crusaders.

Some say that hate is often a precursor to violence. But hell, who needs violence to settle disputes? Experienced strategists and warriors know that winning the battle of the minds is almost an holy grail. With the internet, the assault moves in at almost light speed, influencing the masses, and very decisively waging the bloodless battle with the very 'subject'.

I shall end with a quote by Dave Pelzer who says, "Hate is a cancer that spreads one cell at a time."
How true this seems, considering the circumstances in this case.

Beware. Pernicious as it seems, this website's bark is worst than its bite. Godspeed to the 'subject'. May light shine on your 'haircut' always.

Peace. =)

Very nicely done indeed. With such feedback from the RF, regular folks, I can't help but write in correspondence.

Very soon, the world will witness an addition to the 7 wonders, one of epic proportions far greater than that of the mudpies from nydc, information more spicy than the tom yam soup from thai express, not to forget, more tasty than the hazelnut frappe, that tastes much better than the passion fruit frappe, from that restaurant which name I can't remember but Gnoh Aij definitely will.

No I'm not referring to Masitna, it's simply politically wrong for me, the founder, to write that, as much as I believe it. Then what is it you ask, what else has attained that level of the Masitna? It is that that makes Masitna possible, me, just kidding, the internet!

With that said, let's move on to the 9th wonder, none other than, MASITNA!

Vote for Masitna!!

2005-08-14T15:41:00.000+08:00

Masitna's ever-growing fame is going to take that extra leap forward!!

Masitna is now vying for the top spot of Singapore's Weblogs!! O hail, MASITNA!!
Let it be the epitome of all of Singapore's hate sites!!

VOTE FOR MASITNA NOW!!

See the little red button on the right, with the Sg flag on it? Click it to vote!!

Halo-motor

2005-08-10T23:35:00.000+08:00

More Masitna art.
None of the above devices belongs to the subject.

Detailed account:
Subject sashayed into others' bunk, sat down infront of someone else's TV & X-Box & speakers and proceeds to play a god-damn SINGLE player game that noone else is interested in. When told by the owners of said devices that they want to watch TV, subject retorted:
"You all can go BO bunk and watch."

Need we say more why he deserves this site?

True Story.

Desktop Goodies

2005-08-10T22:26:00.000+08:00

I continue my rampage on useless spawns off this hate site.
A wallpaper based on the gay pink theme.

Testimonials

2005-08-10T17:22:00.000+08:00

I've decided that people have the right to praise us for my excellent work! So post your testimonials for Masitna here!

3rd Day's a Charm!

2005-08-10T16:58:00.000+08:00

3 days into being, Masitna is now probably at the peak of it's growth! With a total of 15 members including the founders! And growing stronger by the day.

Now everyone go to the person nearest to you and say "join Masitna today!". God bless you! Hallelujah! Let us put our sense of humour together and give Masitna a lift off! To infinity and beyond!

More MSN Goodies!

2005-08-09T20:41:00.000+08:00

As you should know by now, when it comes to me, boredom is the best driving force. So I got bored once again and did the following emmoticons for you IM needs. HAIL MASITNA!

The usual Ha! Ha!

The usual cry.

No Free Seat!

2005-08-09T01:48:00.000+08:00

If this is not fucked up, I don't know what is.
How often can you find a hate site if an actual REAL VALID cause for all the hate?

Detailed account:
Subject is having full band. A fellow bandsman wanted to sit in during said full band, so he asked: "Any free seats?" Subject looked up at him, and then at his bag on the seat next to him, and did nothing else thereafter.

Seriously, what the fuck?!?!?

True Story.

Masitna

2005-08-08T14:30:00.000+08:00

We are an ever growing group of individuals devoted to the complete annihilation, both mental and physical, of 1 entity whose existence is a torment to humanity. We are the Masitna.

Bad hair day? From a bad hair-cut? Or are you too stupid that you told that barber to not trim the hair at the top of your head, after chopping off a bulk of your hair at the sides? Have no fear, MASITNA is here!! We'll give you the know-hows on fixing the grave situation you got yourself into. Get a pair of thinning scissors, or go to a REAL barber, and fix your hair today! HAIL MASITNA!

Born with a mission, destruction with a vengence, HAIL MASITNA!!

PS. Always use a pair of thinning scissors when having a haircut to ensure a MASITNA hair-do.
[EDIT :: 12-01-2007] Masitna is restored to it's former glory and I couldn't give a shit about the link exchange bullshit...
[EDIT :: 18-08-2005]
Leave a comment here and put any of the MASITNA web exchange banners or simply a text link to MASITNA to be affiliated.
Better yet, leave a testimonial to show your support if you haven't already done so!